Democrat Central Committee to take over US Administration Functions – Executive order signed by President Obama today

A copy of nopherhole illustrating absurdity by being absurd post to Anne Coulter’s chat. Difficult to use the blog software to indicate what came first and what was added later to clarify to those who needed it, how there was a grain of truth in the absurdities listed. Think of this as an amateur attempt to do what Anne or Rush do professionally. As Rush says, “Do not try this at home.”

Democrat Central Committee to take over US Administration Functions – Executive order signed by President Obama today [forum truncates titles]

– The following are absurdity as truth bullet points. Try to keep up. I don’t have Anne’s graciously provided footnotes.

March 4, 2009 17:48 – In an unprecedented move, President Barack Hussein Obama transferred Administration extra-governmental controls to Democrat Central Committee. In a Presidential Order signed today by Obama, who still remains popular with voters, viewed transfer as “helpful.”

– Have you heard of a “How a bill becomes law?” When did giving DC the franchise enter the constitution? If any law passes Congress by the skin of the teeth with a DC vote, it should be vetoed if BHO is to uphold the Constitution as he was sworn to do.

– Democratic Central Committee is tongue in cheek reference to the Soviet Central Committee – There is no Democrat Central Committee

– I leave the reporting of BHO’s removal, changes, etc. to the press. A single individual could not list them all here.

– The main point is that implementation of BHO “agenda”, so far it consists of 1.Change, hinges on “…well, … we don’t like Limbaugh” according to James Carville

“Too long has the drawn out legislative process, and issuance of rubber stamps to Congress and Senate and other new extra-constitutional bodies delayed the success of governmental programs,” Obama stated in a hastily called news conference timed to miss the early evening news. “Removal of Republicans party was a mere formality with mandate achieved in November 2008 election.”

– No Republicans are needed to pass any bills in Congress. I leave to the reader the ability to distinguish RINO’s. And in the last ten years, virtually all Republicans have given up on any Conservative ideas.

– Rubber stamps refer to stimulus package being signed into law without even looking at a copy of it.

Since the election, every Democrat program may be implemented without review by the legislative branch. The constitutional versus administrative checks and balances have been removed.

– Follows bullet point from above. Without legislative review, no ability to enable checks and balances exists. True?

Obama stressed, “Following the planned death of Supreme Court member Ruth Bader Ginsburg, the new Democrat Central Committee will expand the Judicial function to be subject to added administrative review.”

– When Ginsburg dies, the Obama war room has already war gamed how best to “play” the outcome. This is hardcore politics – the kind the normal citizens used to call “the guys in the cigar smoked filled back room.” Political motivation rather than adherence to the Constitution is a guarantee driven home by Obama – just wait – the replacement nominees will be the worst political hacks ever suggested.

– The theme for this piece is the consolidation of power in a Messianic [sp] figure. This is fascism. The judicial branch subject to politics rather than law is the substance of the point.

Implementing change has been very popular and successful under the new regime. The recognized “Fourth Estate” has made rejoinders to become part of the Committee. CNN Anchor Donna Hernees stated, “the slowness of Faxing has severely limited the transfer of news directly from the administration to media resource.”

– The press’ argument for implementing everything Obama proposes is that he is popular. It’s a specious argument, but it used EVERY DAMN DAY. The same words come out of every drive by media. This is not possible without unnatural speech confluence – in other words – a central source dictates the day’s news word by word.

The president has name a information technology czar to allow direct administration to vocal chord, AVC, news transfer. CBS and ABC are using beta version of the software now. It is rumored that the gold version is already implemented at CNN.

– See above – but a better faster way has been implemented. It is called email – it gets the reporter “right in the head” for writing the day’s news.

– The IT Czar is an actual position. Was there a telegraph czar? A telephone czar? Why is there any political connection between the administration and how information technology should proceed at a near-Cabinet level?

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Democrat Central Committee to take over US Administration Functions – Executive order signed by President Obama today

March 4, 2009 17:48 – In an unprecedented move, President Barack Hussein Obama transferred Administration extra-governmental controls to Democrat Central Committee. In a Presidential Order signed today by Obama, who still remains popular with voters, viewed transfer as “helpful.”

“Too long has the drawn out legislative process, and issuance of rubber stamps to Congress and Senate and other new extra-constitutional bodies delayed the success of governmental programs,” Obama stated in a hastily called news conference timed to miss the early evening news. “Removal of Republicans party was a mere formality with mandate achieved in November 2008 election.”

Since the election, every Democrat program may be implemented without review by the legislative branch. The constitutional versus administrative checks and balances have been removed.

Obama stressed, “Following the planned death of Supreme Court member Ruth Bader Ginsburg, the new Democrat Central Committee will expand the Judicial function to be subject to added administrative review.”

Implementing change has been very popular and successful under the new regime. The recognized “Fourth Estate” has made rejoinders to become part of the Committee. CNN Anchor Donna Hernees stated, “the slowness of Faxing has severely limited the transfer of news directly from the administration to media resource.”

The president has name a information technology czar to allow direct administration to vocal chord, AVC, news transfer. CBS and ABC are using beta version of the software now. It is rumored that the gold version is already implemented at CNN.